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Have an Introverted Christmas
(to the tune of ‘Holly Jolly Christmas’) Have an introverted Christmas with a small group of your friends And then sigh with deep relief when it finally ends Have an introverted Christmas but don’t...
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The Writer’s Block Hoedown
(to a country-western twang) I want to write a story, I want to write a tale I want to see it published and get checks in the mail I wanna be the hottest thing that you have ever seen but all that I am...
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16 Tons (of Stuff In My Nose)
(To the tune of “16 Tons” by Tennessee Ernie Ford…) You blow 16 tons of junk out your nose try to do it discreetly where it doesn’t show You blow 16 tons, and what happens then? You get out another...
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The Most Steampunk Song Ever Written
“Hymn to Breaking Strain” by Julia Ecklar and Leslie Fish The careful textbooks measure: “Let all who build beware! The load, the shock, the pressure material can bear.” So when the buckled girder lets...
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Awake at Dawn, Awake at Dawn
I stayed up too late There’s a buzzing in my brain Oh why am I awake? Uuu-ugh Why am I awake? Uuu-ugh I can’t feel most of my face I’m stumbling all around the place Oh why am I awake? Uuu-ugh Why am I...
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The Spectacular Spider-Spider
Spider-Spider! Spider-Spider! Does the things ordinary spiders do Spins a web, about two feet across Doesn’t catch thieves, they are huge Look out! Don’t step on the Spider-Spider! Is she strong?...
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